I Sure Have Missed My Not Me's.....

It has been some time since I have spilled my guts on Not Me Monday....but I.AM.BACK and ready to free the beasts (my naughty little secrets!!). I am sure you have missed me, MckMama (yea, I'm sure with all 300 or so people that participate you really miss me-- but I can pretend), but don't worry I won't leave you again!! After you read all the things I did not do, then head over to her place and read what everbody else "did not" do either.... Trust me, you will get some really good laughs out of this one!!

We did not go out to dinner on Friday night and call it Red "Rooster"...because 1) Angie doesn't like Red "Lobster" and 2) now she doesn't like Red "Chicken"... I would never do that because I know I should stand my ground with the kids-- show them who's boss!!

After dinner at Red "Rooster", we did not go home and play Guitar Hero until midnight...and IF we did do that, than every person that was there (my dad, step-mom, grandparents, kids, Joe & uncle from Chicago) would have played/battled as well.

At the UCF vs. Memphis basketball game, I did not look at the dance corps girls and wish that I was down with them in their cute leather, one-piece pant outfits, dancing away!!

I did not have to be taken home early on Saturday evening (from our night out) because I was SO sick.

I am not putting off going to the doctor, even though I know I need to, just because I do.not.have.time. for the doctor.

We did not pay Ethan $10 to eat a HIGH OCTANE chicken wing on Thursday evening. And then of course, we did not laugh as he ran around drinking a Dr. Pepper and a whole glass of milk just to cool down his mouth/lips.

I did not get excited when the kids figured out how to "unlock" a whole bunch of new songs on the Guitar Hero game.

And then, I did not play again until midnight last night, just because I can't make myself stop!!

I did not get extra excited when the Giants lost, just because I thought "If one Manning brother lost and won't go to the Super Bowl, then the other shouldn't go either" he-he... I know, not nice!!

Ok, now I feel better....and that's not even the half of them....oops, i didn't just confess to that did I?? Have a great Monday!!